Not Cool Callie

Mel: Nate, will you go get Callie, I hear that she's up from her nap and I'm feeding Elliott.
Nate: Already doing it.
Mel: Thanks
Nate: Hi Cal---oh no, Oh no OH no OH No OH NO OH NO OH NO..CALLIE!!!! MELLLLLLLLL MELLLL I NEED YOU TO COME UP.

{Mel walks up the stairs to find Nate awkwardly holding a Callie who has unsnapped her onesie and is diaper less and decorated in poop}

Mel: Oh my gosh

{As Nate gives Callie a bath, Mel picks up the huge amount of poop off the floor that Callie has somehow produced, strips the bed sheet with poop rubbed all in it, and carpet cleans the poop areas as well as pee puddles on the carpet.}

Nate: You are disgusting Callie.
Mel: This is gross. Yuck.

{Mel carries the poop covered materials downstairs and starts a load of laundry and walks back upstairs to Nate and Callie}.

Nate: Where's the carpet cleaner?
Mel: It's in Callie's room. Why?
Nate: While I was getting a new diaper for Callie she went in our bedroom and peed on the carpet. I found her dancing on the pee spot.

{Mel proceeds to clean up yet another pee spot on the carpet}.

Callie: LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!!!!!!!!!