Little three year old minds are quite funny. And I can't but believe God had a little chuckle after hearing Callie work through this thought--
4.17.11
talking after bedtime prayer
Me: Callie, you can always talk to God. God is always listening and always watching you.
Callie: Does God change Callie's diaper?
Me: No, mommy changes you into your diaper at night. I guess God could watch though.
Callie: Does God change Mommy's diaper?
Me: Mommy doesn't wear diapers.
Callie: Does God change mommy's panties?
Me: no
Callie: Does God watch mommy change her panties?
Me: umm............well......(Callie this was so not how this conversation was supposed to go.)
Monday, April 18, 2011
Monday, April 11, 2011
More quotes for her book.
3.29.11
Callie: I need to go get my purse upstairs.
Me: no, because you aren't quiet and you wake daddy up.
Callie: But I want to do tip toe tip toe tip toe.
Me: okay, but you have to be quiet.
Callie (singing loudly upstairs): TIP TOE TIP TOE TIP TOE!!!
3.29.11
Me: Callie, will you go get sister up? Just open her door so she can get out.
Callie: No, I don't want to.
Me: Callie, say, "yes ma'am and obey."
Callie: But, sister's not my best friend.
A few days later...
Me: Callie will you go get sister.
Callie: Yes, because sister's my best friend, and I'm going to open the door wide open.
Cuddling with Callie and playing with her hair--
Me (smiling): Callie, you have such curly hair.
Callie (sad face, sullen voice): yeah, i need new ones.
Me: what!? you don't like your curly hair?
Callie: no, i need new ones.
(I think about 99.9% of the people we meet (mostly strangers) comment on her curly hair. I guess she tired of it.
3.31.11
Me: Callie what's your favorite color.
Callie: um, green, blue, yellow, white, um, and pink.
Me: Well, if you could pick just one, what color would you choose?
long pause
Callie: um, pink....but I need three. Yellow, Blue, and pink.
3.30.11
Callie is playing the piano.
Nate: okay, Callie, it's time to get ready for bed.
Callie turns around and says," DADDY! I need to play my MUSIC!!!!
4.1.11
Callie: my blankie doesn't like soap. My blankie doesn't want to take a bath.
After I told her we needed to wash her blanket.
Callie: I need to go get my purse upstairs.
Me: no, because you aren't quiet and you wake daddy up.
Callie: But I want to do tip toe tip toe tip toe.
Me: okay, but you have to be quiet.
Callie (singing loudly upstairs): TIP TOE TIP TOE TIP TOE!!!
3.29.11
Me: Callie, will you go get sister up? Just open her door so she can get out.
Callie: No, I don't want to.
Me: Callie, say, "yes ma'am and obey."
Callie: But, sister's not my best friend.
A few days later...
Me: Callie will you go get sister.
Callie: Yes, because sister's my best friend, and I'm going to open the door wide open.
Cuddling with Callie and playing with her hair--
Me (smiling): Callie, you have such curly hair.
Callie (sad face, sullen voice): yeah, i need new ones.
Me: what!? you don't like your curly hair?
Callie: no, i need new ones.
(I think about 99.9% of the people we meet (mostly strangers) comment on her curly hair. I guess she tired of it.
3.31.11
Me: Callie what's your favorite color.
Callie: um, green, blue, yellow, white, um, and pink.
Me: Well, if you could pick just one, what color would you choose?
long pause
Callie: um, pink....but I need three. Yellow, Blue, and pink.
3.30.11
Callie is playing the piano.
Nate: okay, Callie, it's time to get ready for bed.
Callie turns around and says," DADDY! I need to play my MUSIC!!!!
4.1.11
Callie: my blankie doesn't like soap. My blankie doesn't want to take a bath.
After I told her we needed to wash her blanket.
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